I took some tests to see how truly nuts I am:

No suprise here:

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<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=190 height=233 src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/ripper.jpg"></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> Jack the Ripper</font color=#990000></b>.<br> <br>Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
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Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
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Kill count: 5
<br><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!</a></font>

But  I hate Goths:

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      <td><font color="#990000"><b>When i kill myself i'll...</b></font></td>
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      <td><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/suicidequiz.htm"><img src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killyourself/slit.jpg" width="200" height="187" border="0" alt="_blank"></a></td>
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        <div align="center"><font color="#CC0000" size="2"><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/suicidequiz.htm" target="_blank">Find
          out your most ideal means of suicide by clicking here</a></font></div>
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This is more like it:

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<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/deathquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=200 height=140 src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/die/suicide.jpg"></a>I Will <b>Take my own life!</b>.<br>After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!<br><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/deathquiz.htm">Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!</a>

I am banned from America as of now:

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    <td><a href="http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/antidrug/quiz.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/antidrug/14.jpg" width="200" height="134" border="0"></a></td>
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      <div align="center"><a href="http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/antidrug/quiz.html" target="_blank">What
        is your Anti-Drug?</a></div>
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I don't get it....

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    <td><font size="2">If i was a Bodily Excretment i would be:</font></td>
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    <td><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/excretmentquiz.htm" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/excretment/blood.jpg" width="225" height="147" border="0"></a></td>
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    <td><font size="2"><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/excretmentquiz.htm" target="_blank">What
      kind of Excretment are you?</a></font></td>
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my female porn-name is Daisy Cherries..... Dunno what to say about that, was hoping for a bum reference though.

My male porn_name is Don Rod..... I can do better than that, how about Don Key?

My other unique names are: The Insane Throbbing Cock and The Stinky like a Fishy Vagina Homless person.

Well, that was fun...